Stop by tonight for drinks.
Oh no, what have I done?
Dust bunnies are running rampant.
The only things in the fridge are a couple of mouldy avocados and a jumbo size bottle of Heinz 57.
What’s a girl to do?
Keep a basket stocked with staples
so you can be the hostess with the mostess
and the toast of the town.
And remember these words of wisdom: