Keratin treatment to tame my frizz – check.
Flip flops replacing leather boots – check.
Miracle suit to suck in all the stray flesh – check.
Lightening up my mantel for summer – check.
This turtle was obviously too slow crossing the road.
Found him on ebay.
Vintage seascape – the artist carved his name into the canvas –
anger management for that guy.
Here’s to the lazy days of summer.